Did Matt & Tim ever find the tree? Did anybody have any clue what either of them was talking about during most of this trip? How much fun did I have on our parade around South Street? I slept through a chance to see Colleen the next morning, and I hadn't seen her since my wedding 2 years before.

Trip Highlights:

• Running around an empty 5th deck on $5 general admission tickets - It felt like we were watching a high school game being played in a Major League Stadium
• Goldschläger shots poured by a bartender attractive enough to make you forget your shoes were stuck to the floor and covered in peanut shells
• The cab ride home where all 4 wheels were not on the ground for 98% of the ride. Intoxicated or not, that ride was as good as any roller coaster I have ever been on