Looking for any Montréal Pics

The van rides are again a very interesting part of the trip, as we have to negotiate our way accross the border going into and coming out of Canada. Going in we all got to go inside and tell them all kinds of fun info, such as: our ocupation and the purpose of our trip. Why don't those folks at the border have a better sense of humor? It would make the day go much faster if they just lightened up a little ...

"Do you have anything to declare?"
"Just an AIDS-infested monkey and a pack of locusts."

-see, a little harmless humor!

Trip Memories:

Jeff
-- Sortie does not mean bathroom

-- Favorite saying: It's only Canadian money (In some of our minds the exchange rate was 2 to 1)
Steve
-- I do believe I had 15 - 16 Pabst Blue Ribbon (at the request of Tim Driscoll) on the ride up. After eating something I thought was hamburger (camel), my stomach promptly seized up. Didn't we also have a border stop where we had to get out of the vehicle? I had a garbage bag full of empties stuffed down my pants. I think we scared those fun lovin' Canadians.
Driz
Border stop. Matt has to do the sobriety test for the Vermont or Canadian state police. "You guys been drinkin'". "NO." I had beer cans lined up on the window some full of urine. "I smell AAALLLCHeeeehaull". When asked if we had empties Steve replied "Yeh buddy, we got a shit load" and showed him the bag of empties containing 4 cases of cans"
Dave
I recall the interaction with the Border Patrol as:
Cop -- "You fellas been drinking?"
Unison -- "No, Sir"
Cop -- "You got any beers in the van?"
Steve (Smiling and holding up a garbage bag) -- "Nope, but we got a shitload of empties"
Matt-U
-- Yep! The sound of "I smell AAALLLCHeeeehaull Peckah" will forever ring in my ears. I am not sure though if that is from the actual moment on the trip or from the following 6 or 7 Dirty Days that we had. Yeah, you could say I was a little pissed off at the border of another country with the threat of being arrested and never seen again. But, it certainly put me in the mood to catch up to all of you drunken knuckleheads as soon as I could. I think I did a pretty good job of that once I got started.
Pat
-- Watching Greg Maddux vs. Pedro Martinez while they actually brought mixed drinks to our seats

-- Watching the sweat roll down Matt-U's face at the game and wondering if a stop at the ER was in our plans for the ride home (the sweat continued for most of the ride, but no hospital stops were necessary)

-- Watching the sweat roll down Crazy's face as he realizes the border check is our next stop, and he has a little extra cargo in his underwear

-- Ron telling the remaining crew to put their money away for the rest of the night, and we all got to enjoy one of Montréal's finest entertainment establishments on someone else's tab

1995 Trip:

Montréal, Québec

August 4th - 6th

Atlanta Braves vs. Montréal Expos

Attendees:
Pistol
Pat
Jeff
Clarky
Crazy
Bridgey*
Matt-U
Tim
Ron*
Dave*
Moon*

* = Rookie

August 4 - Atl 4, Mon 3

August 5 - Atl 9, Mon 6

August 6 - Atl 2, Mon 6